May 2010
3 posts
May 25th
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May 18th
ListenBasically, I prefer email.
May 12th
April 2010
2 posts
Apr 16th
Words I never want to use again
At my job I use a lot of words that I really hate. They’re total jargon and have come to mean almost nothing. In fact, they sound downright dirty. Release Insert Robust Engage Optimize Collaborate Easy! Fast! We Care! Once I received an email from Get Satisfaction that proclaimed “More help for the little guy!”  I felt serious pain, and sense of camaraderie.  When...
Apr 3rd
March 2010
8 posts
Mar 31st
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ListenNew Addiction Tigerlily: La Roux
Mar 31st
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ListenThis is what happens when you download music for...
Mar 16th
Listenmrala: I listed my car for sale on...
Mar 13th
409 notes
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Moi aussi, je prends tout.
Mar 11th
Mar 11th
49 notes
Best Commercial Parody Eva!
Mar 9th
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Mar 2nd
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February 2010
22 posts
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Feb 23rd
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My favorite PR judging yet! Heidi Klum: I want to hear from Sydney, what do you like about your outfit? Five year old heartbreaker: “My pwurse”
Feb 23rd
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Wild Variences of Crap on 101
How is this street legal? Tesla, as seen from my 1994 Ford Escort.
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
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Why you should follow Denny's on Facebook →
Denny’s dine-in menu invites customers to “Join the conversation!” and follow @Dennys on Twitter. The problem is that the account in question belongs to a Taiwanese Twitterer — Dennys Hsieh — and not the American restaurant chain, which manages two official accounts: DennysAllNightr and DennysGrandSlam. urlesque via  alexblagg: I can’t stop laughing at the image of some poor dude in Taiwan...
Feb 23rd
Pat Robertson - A prophet of our times
Via Reddit
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
20 notes
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ListenMika.  How I love thee and thy campy pop...
Feb 19th
My ode to Reddit and Urlesque
Inspired by a stupid post on reddit and an amazing idea on Urlesque. It’s only funny if you like geek news and guidos.
Feb 19th
Dating advice for men: stop messaging teenagers. →
Feb 19th
Internet tip #1 - How to spot an unhappy marketer
After struggling for two hours with a crappy broken tool, I finally made it work - only to discover that I needed to change the tracking code.
Feb 19th
Intern or Beer - I chose beer
I’ve been crawling through our company quotes page and found this gem. Two years ago we hired a young Jessica Mah to be our company intern for the summer. My immediate concern when bringin on someone so young was “CAN WE STILL HAVE BEER AT WORK.” My company’s decision making is based almost solely around quantitative proof.  So in this case, I felt the need to find...
Feb 18th
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Deliberations pertaining to parking
A few weeks back, I visited a friend living near Pac Heights and within 4 hours issued one death threat and received one undeserved $88 parking ticket. (This happened in reverse chronological order.) Until that point I had never made a big deal about cars blocking my own garage.  My ways of not making a big deal include: Laying on the horn until people come out of the house Screaming out the...
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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ListenI called Vin in 2005 and left this message.  He...
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
219 notes
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ListenCurrent Obsession also rediscovered this week. ...
Feb 13th
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“The Canadian cultural ceremonies are about as authentic as the Day of the Dead...”
–  Kristine
Feb 13th
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Hellooooo my old friend, Macaroon →
So glad to see you’re back in fashion.
Feb 13th
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ListenI head this song while working out and googled it...
Feb 12th
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