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25

May

hipsterpuppies:  tina is 30 and can listen to a band called “neon indian” with a straight face

I totally have friends like this.  But they’re 40.

hipsterpuppies:  tina is 30 and can listen to a band called “neon indian” with a straight face

I totally have friends like this.  But they’re 40.

18

May

Start your morning off right!  You can do anything better than anyone!

11

May

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Basically, I prefer email.

16

Apr

Another faster way for me to fall off my chair.

02

Apr

Words I never want to use again

At my job I use a lot of words that I really hate. They’re total jargon and have come to mean almost nothing. In fact, they sound downright dirty.

Release
Insert
Robust
Engage
Optimize
Collaborate
Easy!
Fast!
We Care!

Once I received an email from Get Satisfaction that proclaimed “More help for the little guy!”  I felt serious pain, and sense of camaraderie.  When you’re writing everyday When you’re creating copy everyday, words come to mean nothing, and you can barely understand what they sound like to others.

31

Mar

Say hello to my first nephew (or neice?)

Say hello to my first nephew (or neice?)

30

Mar

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New Addiction

Tigerlily: La Roux

15

Mar

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This is what happens when you download music for free.

Kelly Clarkson & Asian radio.

12

Mar

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mrala:

I listed my car for sale on raleigh.craigslist.org and got this powerful voicemail the very first day.

I’m assuming this is the picture he was upset about:

his car

11

Mar

Moi aussi, je prends tout.